Volunteer

Volunteer Opportunities:

Community Organizer: The community organizer rallies citizens to our cause. This can take the form of bribery, extortion, or interpretive dance. We don’t care how you get out the vote, just deliver baby!

Graphic Designer: Citizens for Jeff needs a logo. This is a great opportunity because after becoming Emperor, Jeff will have to redesign all government letterhead, building signs, websites, etc. As you can see, this could be very lucrative!

PR Director: Citizens for Jeff must get the message out.  You can help. This position has been filled.

Minion: Minions do minionly tasks. They get little support or encouragement from the current establishment. But from Jeff, they get free stuff, tickets to the Coronation, and all of my empty Pepsi cans.

Brute Squad Member: Members of the Brute Squad carry out the “dirty” work that often needs to be done when attempting to install a despot as head of state. You should be rather biggish or be able to perform martial arts. Former football players are encouraged to apply.  Successful Brutes will be considered for positions in the Imperial Army or as palace bodyguards.