Citizens for Jeff will be monitoring tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. Of course, there isn’t representation from our campaign on the air tonight. Why? Simple, an Emperor doesn’t need a Vice President! Yet another reason to end the silliness known as the American political system. America doesn’t want change. It wants Tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in. 80,000 plus Americans have already voted for Jeff for Emperor. It’s time you did too!

A Message from Jeff:

At some point after being elected, I will have to select an Empress as I am currently lacking in that department.  So, I’m giving my future Imperial citizens the opportunity to vote on your future Empress.

I’ve carefully considered the possibilities and here are the three finalists:

Clara Peller- From the “Where’s the Beef” Commercials.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Salma Hayek

Let me know what you think!

For Immediate Release:

As September comes to a close, Citizens for Jeff are pleased to announce that over 79,000 people have voiced their disgust with the Bailout and the two choices we have for President by voting for Jeff as Emperor of America. Since the campaign was launched (Sept 3rd), the momentum of support has been incredible! Jeff responded to the votes:

“It gives me a lot of joy to see so many people come over to the dark -err I mean our side. People don’t want change, they want tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in.”

Heads will roll after I become Emperor! Nancy Pelosi’s diatribe about the Republicans before the vote just proves that nothing is changing.  She castigated the Bush administration without taking a single shred of responsibility for how Democrats contributed to this.  Let’s get this straight once and for all:

The current crisis is like the Titanic. Engineered by the Democrats and steered into the the iceberg by the Republicans.

Are you seriously going to keep voting for these two parties? Are you really going to buy into the “change” that either side is selling, election after election?  It’s time for an Emperor. It’s time for Tyranny You Can Believe In.

What better way to support your Emperor than a 125×125 Sidebar Ad or Joining The Emperor’s Battery (Text Links)? The Emperor requests your presence over on the advertising information page for a quick debriefing.

For Immediate Release:

Even though Jeff wasn’t invited to the Debate, it’s clear that he won the evening. Over 50,000 people (obviously fed up with both candidates) casted votes for Jeff in the Vote For Emperor poll (right column this page) during and just after the debate. Jeff offered this assessment of the evening:

“Americans are clearly wanting real change. They shouldn’t have to suffer through bad television like this on a Friday night. With an emperor, America will no longer have elections or debates. I’m clearly the Tyranny candidate. And a vote for me is Tyranny You Can Believe In.”

Citizens want to know!!

C4J took this photo of Jeff as he expressed concern over the mortgage crisis:

The future Emperor took a long nap after listening to the pundits and Congressional leaders fight over the solution.  When asked how he would deal with them after becoming Emperor Jeff replied, “I’ll turn all of them into eunichs. Except for the women. I’ll turn them into Joan Rivers.”

Dave Ramsey as Minister of Finance.

Brilliant, effective, genius.

For immediate release:

Citizens 4 Jeff announces that Senators McCain and Obama trail Jeff by a 10,000+ votes.  That lead has widened in the past 2 weeks as people still cannot vote for President yet are able to cast votes for Emperor. Campaign officials also point to the public’s growing anger against both parties over the mortgage loan crisis and the overall coolness of our campaign logo.

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