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We already have more votes than any 3rd party candidate has ever received in any Presidential election!

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Tyranny You Can Believe In!!

Heads will roll after I become Emperor! Nancy Pelosi’s diatribe about the Republicans before the vote just proves that nothing is changing.  She castigated the Bush administration without taking a single shred of responsibility for how Democrats contributed to this.  Let’s get this straight once and for all:

The current crisis is like the Titanic. Engineered by the Democrats and steered into the the iceberg by the Republicans.

Are you seriously going to keep voting for these two parties? Are you really going to buy into the “change” that either side is selling, election after election?  It’s time for an Emperor. It’s time for Tyranny You Can Believe In.

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Citizens 4 Jeff announces that Senators McCain and Obama trail Jeff by a 10,000+ votes.  That lead has widened in the past 2 weeks as people still cannot vote for President yet are able to cast votes for Emperor. Campaign officials also point to the public’s growing anger against both parties over the mortgage loan crisis and the overall coolness of our campaign logo.

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Watershed Studio has become a sponsor of the Citizens for Jeff Campaign.  Company spokesman and CEO Brian Groce says, “It’s to our advantage to get on the bandwagon now. Once Jeff is Emperor, we will be in the position to capture significant market share, as Jeff has promised to banish most of our competitors.”

Groce later added, “we see the writing on the wall. More people have voted for Jeff in the last 48 hours than voted for Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich combined. It’s only a matter of time before the mainstream media realize that Americans want an Emperor more than they want a President.”

Watershed stock rose on news of the announcement.

Kristen Grills has been named PR Director for the Citizens for Jeff Campaign.  Kristen has considerable experience in PR, but has been laying low since the dot com bust.  Her ad campaign for mysockpuppet.com is largely regarded as the tipping point for the tech market crash, but it was still pretty funny. 

“I plan to bring all my talents to the campaign to elect Jeff emperor.  I’ve learned a lot from the mysockpuppet.com debacle. I’ll never use curse words in an add again. That’s my promise to voters.”

Citizens for Jeff is thrilled to have Kristen as part of the team!  If you would like to join our staff, please visit the volunteer opportunities page.

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We know you’re tired of McCain and Obama. We know you’re tired of Republicans and Democrats. We know you’re sick of the endless cycle of campaigning, political ads, and prime time interruptions of your favorite programing. Enough is enough. We need real change. Not the pseudo change promised by our 2 candidates.

What America needs isn’t another President. America needs an emperor. America needs a leader who will lead with complete autonomy and wear funny hats. America needs Jeff.

That is why the Citizens for Jeff are mounting the campaign garner 63,000,000 votes for Jeff as our new emperor. Why 63 million? Because that will be more people than voted for President George Bush in 2004. You can help. So vote today. And vote often!