Watershed Studio Endorses Jeff

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Watershed Studio has become a sponsor of the Citizens for Jeff Campaign.  Company spokesman and CEO Brian Groce says, “It’s to our advantage to get on the bandwagon now. Once Jeff is Emperor, we will be in the position to capture significant market share, as Jeff has promised to banish most of our competitors.”

Groce later added, “we see the writing on the wall. More people have voted for Jeff in the last 48 hours than voted for Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich combined. It’s only a matter of time before the mainstream media realize that Americans want an Emperor more than they want a President.”

Watershed stock rose on news of the announcement.

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