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Friday, September 5th, 2008

Citizens for Jeff are looking for volunteers to help us make our dream a reality.  You can help today. We’re looking to fill the following volunteer positions:

  • Community Organizer
  • Graphic Designer
  • PR Director
  • Minion

Volunteers who do well will be considered for the following positions in the Empire once we succeed.

  • Advanced Minion
  • Senior Minion
  • Minister of Defense
  • Minister of Offense
  • Minister of Trivia
  • Minister of Economics
  • Minister of Banning Stupid things like Inter League Play and All in the Family marathons on TV Land.

If you think you have what it takes to serve the Empire, please post your info and qualifications in a comment below.

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