The Citizens for Jeff campaign is pleased to announce that over 500,000 people have voted for Jeff to be their Emperor rather than have Obama or McCain be President.  The 500,000 # is significant because he has now received more votes than either Ralph Nader or Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik did in the 2004 election!  Campaign officials cite new media tools like Facebook and Twitter for helping to get the word out. 

“Americans have listened to the debates and are convinced that change isn’t the answer. Tyranny is.  Tyranny will take this country in the right direction. Jeff for Emperor, Tyranny you can believe in!”

Citizens for Jeff will be monitoring tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. Of course, there isn’t representation from our campaign on the air tonight. Why? Simple, an Emperor doesn’t need a Vice President! Yet another reason to end the silliness known as the American political system. America doesn’t want change. It wants Tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in. 80,000 plus Americans have already voted for Jeff for Emperor. It’s time you did too!

Heads will roll after I become Emperor! Nancy Pelosi’s diatribe about the Republicans before the vote just proves that nothing is changing.  She castigated the Bush administration without taking a single shred of responsibility for how Democrats contributed to this.  Let’s get this straight once and for all:

The current crisis is like the Titanic. Engineered by the Democrats and steered into the the iceberg by the Republicans.

Are you seriously going to keep voting for these two parties? Are you really going to buy into the “change” that either side is selling, election after election?  It’s time for an Emperor. It’s time for Tyranny You Can Believe In.

For Immediate Release:

Even though Jeff wasn’t invited to the Debate, it’s clear that he won the evening. Over 50,000 people (obviously fed up with both candidates) casted votes for Jeff in the Vote For Emperor poll (right column this page) during and just after the debate. Jeff offered this assessment of the evening:

“Americans are clearly wanting real change. They shouldn’t have to suffer through bad television like this on a Friday night. With an emperor, America will no longer have elections or debates. I’m clearly the Tyranny candidate. And a vote for me is Tyranny You Can Believe In.”

For immediate release:

Citizens 4 Jeff announces that Senators McCain and Obama trail Jeff by a 10,000+ votes.  That lead has widened in the past 2 weeks as people still cannot vote for President yet are able to cast votes for Emperor. Campaign officials also point to the public’s growing anger against both parties over the mortgage loan crisis and the overall coolness of our campaign logo.

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