Jeff’s October Surprise

Monday, October 27th, 2008

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An Emperor Doesn’t Need a Vice President

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Citizens for Jeff will be monitoring tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. Of course, there isn’t representation from our campaign on the air tonight. Why? Simple, an Emperor doesn’t need a Vice President! Yet another reason to end the silliness known as the American political system. America doesn’t want change. It wants Tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in. 80,000 plus Americans have already voted for Jeff for Emperor. It’s time you did too!

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Who Owns The Change Label?

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

In the past few days, the Obama campaign has been whining about McCain/Palin stealing his “Change” thunder. Of course, I think he lost that label when he picked a running mate that has been in the Senate since 1973.  Let’s think about that for a second.

In 1973:

  • The Vietnam War was still being fought.
  • Roe vs. Wade was decided.
  • The Dolphins won Super Bowl 7
  • The World Trade Center opened.
  • The Sears Tower was finished.
  • The Oakland A’s won the World Series.
  • Your future emperor was 5.
  • Barack Obama was 12.
  • Monica Lewinsky was born.

As you can see, it’s been a long time since Joe Biden went to Washington. So, can they really claim the “change” label? Of course John McCain has been in Washington since 1982. He served 2 terms in the House before being elected to the Senate in 1986. When you get to the bottom of it all, it’s still about picking between Democrats and Republicans who have been around for a long time.  Is that really change?

Of course not. The Citizens for Jeff Campaign is offering REAL Change. We’re offering a brand new form of government. We’re offering a fresh break from partisan politics. We’re offering a future free from political campaigns of any kind. And, we’re offering free iPods once he is elected.

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