Welcome to the Official Campaign Headquarters of the Jeff for Emperor Campaign!

We know you’re tired of McCain and Obama. We know you’re tired of Republicans and Democrats. We know you’re sick of the endless cycle of campaigning, political ads, and prime time interruptions of your favorite programing. Enough is enough. We need real change. Not the pseudo change promised by our 2 candidates.

What America needs isn’t another President. America needs an emperor. America needs a leader who will lead with complete autonomy and wear funny hats. America needs Jeff.

That is why the Citizens for Jeff are mounting the campaign garner 63,000,000 votes for Jeff as our new emperor. Why 63 million? Because that will be more people than voted for President George Bush in 2004. You can help. So vote today. And vote often!