Kristen Grills has been named PR Director for the Citizens for Jeff Campaign.  Kristen has considerable experience in PR, but has been laying low since the dot com bust.  Her ad campaign for mysockpuppet.com is largely regarded as the tipping point for the tech market crash, but it was still pretty funny. 

“I plan to bring all my talents to the campaign to elect Jeff emperor.  I’ve learned a lot from the mysockpuppet.com debacle. I’ll never use curse words in an add again. That’s my promise to voters.”

Citizens for Jeff is thrilled to have Kristen as part of the team!  If you would like to join our staff, please visit the volunteer opportunities page.

Citizens for Jeff are looking for volunteers to help us make our dream a reality.  You can help today. We’re looking to fill the following volunteer positions:

• Community Organizer
• Graphic Designer
• PR Director
• Minion

Volunteers who do well will be considered for the following positions in the Empire once we succeed.

• Advanced Minion
• Senior Minion
• Minister of Defense
• Minister of Offense
• Minister of Trivia
• Minister of Economics
• Minister of Banning Stupid things like Inter League Play and All in the Family marathons on TV Land.

If you think you have what it takes to serve the Empire, please post your info and qualifications in a comment below.