We continue to tally the votes for Tyranny You Can Believe In!

Americans continue to voice their frustration with Republicans and Democrats. 32 million have now voted for Emperor.  Continue to check in for updates.

EMPEROR CAMPAIGN UPDATE:

With 2% of precincts reporting, Jeff now has 23,459,713 votes. As the mainstream media continues to ignore the Emperor movement, Jeff is quietly accumulating more votes than any third party candidate in U.S. History. Americans are clearly fed up and looking for Tyranny rather than change.

Check back often tonight for updates!

For immediate release:

Citizens for Jeff announces that Jeff received 2 million votes during tonight’s debate. As of tonight, nearly 3 million people have voted to have an emperor instead of a President. Americans are fed up with Democrats and Republicans and tonight’s results indicate their willingness to embrace Tyranny rather than “Change.”

Hey, we love football as much as you do!

Go Colts!

For Immediate Release:

Citizens for Jeff is proud to announce that Jeff got 273,000 votes during the debate! Campaign officials marveled at how many people have given up on the two party system and just want an Emperor to end this nonsense.

A Message from Jeff:

At some point after being elected, I will have to select an Empress as I am currently lacking in that department.  So, I’m giving my future Imperial citizens the opportunity to vote on your future Empress.

I’ve carefully considered the possibilities and here are the three finalists:

Clara Peller- From the “Where’s the Beef” Commercials.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Salma Hayek

Let me know what you think!

For Immediate Release:

As September comes to a close, Citizens for Jeff are pleased to announce that over 79,000 people have voiced their disgust with the Bailout and the two choices we have for President by voting for Jeff as Emperor of America. Since the campaign was launched (Sept 3rd), the momentum of support has been incredible! Jeff responded to the votes:

“It gives me a lot of joy to see so many people come over to the dark -err I mean our side. People don’t want change, they want tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in.”

For Immediate Release:

Even though Jeff wasn’t invited to the Debate, it’s clear that he won the evening. Over 50,000 people (obviously fed up with both candidates) casted votes for Jeff in the Vote For Emperor poll (right column this page) during and just after the debate. Jeff offered this assessment of the evening:

“Americans are clearly wanting real change. They shouldn’t have to suffer through bad television like this on a Friday night. With an emperor, America will no longer have elections or debates. I’m clearly the Tyranny candidate. And a vote for me is Tyranny You Can Believe In.”