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An Emperor Doesn’t Need a Vice President

jeff — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:58:07 +0000

Citizens for Jeff will be monitoring tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. Of course, there isn’t representation from our campaign on the air tonight. Why? Simple, an Emperor doesn’t need a Vice President! Yet another reason to end the silliness known as the American political system. America doesn’t want change. It wants Tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in. 80,000 plus Americans have already voted for Jeff for Emperor. It’s time you did too!

Jeff Responds to the Bailout Crisis

jeff — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:58:29 +0000

Heads will roll after I become Emperor! Nancy Pelosi’s diatribe about the Republicans before the vote just proves that nothing is changing. She castigated the Bush administration without taking a single shred of responsibility for how Democrats contributed to this. Let’s get this straight once and for all:

The current crisis is like the Titanic. Engineered by the Democrats and steered into the the iceberg by the Republicans.

Are you seriously going to keep voting for these two parties? Are you really going to buy into the “change” that either side is selling, election after election? It’s time for an Emperor. It’s time for Tyranny You Can Believe In.

Who Owns The Change Label?

jeff — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:42:13 +0000

In the past few days, the Obama campaign has been whining about McCain/Palin stealing his “Change” thunder. Of course, I think he lost that label when he picked a running mate that has been in the Senate since 1973. Let’s think about that for a second.

In 1973:

The Vietnam War was still being fought.
Roe vs. Wade was decided.
The Dolphins won Super Bowl 7
The World Trade Center opened.
The Sears Tower was finished.
The Oakland A’s won the World Series.
Your future emperor was 5.
Barack Obama was 12.
Monica Lewinsky was born.

As you can see, it’s been a long time since Joe Biden went to Washington. So, can they really claim the “change” label? Of course John McCain has been in Washington since 1982. He served 2 terms in the House before being elected to the Senate in 1986. When you get to the bottom of it all, it’s still about picking between Democrats and Republicans who have been around for a long time. Is that really change?

Of course not. The Citizens for Jeff Campaign is offering REAL Change. We’re offering a brand new form of government. We’re offering a fresh break from partisan politics. We’re offering a future free from political campaigns of any kind. And, we’re offering free iPods once he is elected.

Jeff for Emperor: Tyranny You Can Believe In!