(We took the day off yesterday from the campaign out of respect for the Americans who lost their lives on 9/11. Thank you for your patience.)

Today, we continue with our interview with Jeff. As our future Emperor, we wanted to know his views on the environment, energy, Al Gore, and the Green Movement. (more…)

Americans are furiously debating the implications and fallout of Barack Obama’s “lipstick on a pig” comment. This prompted Citizens for Jeff to ask our future Emperor his opinion on the issue.  Here is the transcript of that interview.

C4J: Jeff, what is your take on the recent comments by Senator Obama?

Jeff: I have always been against unnecessary cosmetic applications on pigs.  Pigs will not wear lipstick in my Empire. Rabbits maybe, but not pigs.

C4J: Do you think he meant to attack Gov. Palin?

Jeff: It’s hard to say, but he’s making it easier for me to win.

C4J: How is that?

Jeff: The more Obama attacks Palin, the less the media focuses on our campaign.

C4J: But don’t you want media attention?  How else are you going to win?

Jeff: We’re counting on a surprise lead come November.  We want people to wake up on November 3rd, hear that I’m their Emperor, and when the surprise wears off, hit their snooze bars.

C4J: So, you want Americans to be surprised and then subsequently late to work?

Jeff: Yes, they will be working for me then, so they will need the extra sleep.

Our interview with Jeff continues tomorrow with his thoughts on the environment. Preview: “I’m all for the environment, as long as it stays outside.”