500,000 Americans Vote Against Any President

The Citizens for Jeff campaign is pleased to announce that over 500,000 people have voted for Jeff to be their Emperor rather than have Obama or McCain be President.  The 500,000 # is significant because he has now received more votes than either Ralph Nader or Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik did in the 2004 election!  Campaign officials cite new media tools like Facebook and Twitter for helping to get the word out. 

“Americans have listened to the debates and are convinced that change isn’t the answer. Tyranny is.  Tyranny will take this country in the right direction. Jeff for Emperor, Tyranny you can believe in!”

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