79,000+ Americans Choose Emperor Over President!

For Immediate Release:

As September comes to a close, Citizens for Jeff are pleased to announce that over 79,000 people have voiced their disgust with the Bailout and the two choices we have for President by voting for Jeff as Emperor of America. Since the campaign was launched (Sept 3rd), the momentum of support has been incredible! Jeff responded to the votes:

“It gives me a lot of joy to see so many people come over to the dark -err I mean our side. People don’t want change, they want tyranny. Tyranny you can believe in.”

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