Citizens for Jeff is a nonprofit Political Action Committee whose mission is to install Jeff as Emperor. We are fed up with the American political scene and have decided that we no longer need a President, Congress, etc. It’s time for a real change it’s time for an Emperor. It’s time for Jeff.

Jeff for Emperor: Tyranny You Can Believe In.

Jeff on the National Debt:

I will sell off useless states like Montana, North Dakota, and maybe South Carolina.

Jeff on Terrorism:

I will capture terrorists and castrate them. Then I will force them to live as women in Muslim countries.

Jeff on the Bail Out:

Both Presidential Candidates voted for the bailout. For Obama, it proves he has been lying about helping people from the bottom up. If he meant what he said, he would have taken the $700 million and divided it among the 31 million mortgage holders in America. ($21,000 each)  By putting a lean on delinquent mortgages, the $ would have bailed out homeowners in default. Those whose mortgages were current could have paid off credit card and other debts. Both actions would have stabilized the lower and middle class and saved the financial institutions. Those people who had neither mortgage problems or other debts could have spent or invested the money, both of which would have pumped up the economy. That’s bottom up, Barack. Giving the money to the very financial institutions that caused the problem isn’t!